Swamp Rhino

-A swamp rhino is a guy's junk when his balls are sweaty and wet and he has a raging boner.

-Also a rather unattractive obese or overweight woman in too tight, unflattering clothes at a bar, usually kind of sweaty due to the layers of fat + tight clothes + clumsy, drunken dancing.

"That guy had a fucking swamp rhino in his pants, nasty!"

"That bitch is a fucking Swamp Rhino!"

by twinkletits November 18, 2013

encyclopedia dramatica

A tongue-in-cheek website mimicking Wikipedia. Chronicles internet culture rather than factual information, and is largely built on sarcasm and hyperbole.

"I saw this really hilarious but questionably sourced article on Encyclopedia Dramatica!"

by Twinkletits March 13, 2007