Definitions by Turkey Sandwich

mourt 

a very attractive male who resembles a lemur.

"damn that guy be looking like a mourt."

mourt by turkey sandwich July 29, 2017

McDiet 

Diet consisting of McDonald's food for every meal plus snacks. Usually used by fat idiots who don't know any better then sue McDonalds for their own stupidity.

The brutal McDiet sucked away the rest of his money, health, and dignity.

McDiet by Turkey Sandwich August 7, 2005