3 definitions by Turd Man
A foul malodorous dwarf that prowls the streets of Nottingham by night, looking for homeless teenagers to prey on. Once the victim has been located it is only a matter of time before this vile dwarf is feasting on their fresh young testicles. The victim is then lowered down a drain to be eaten by rats.
Fewer homeless people about these days.
Yes, you know why that is. Briggsy the undead has been culling them for the last year. Sucks their bollocks off according to legend.
Yes, you know why that is. Briggsy the undead has been culling them for the last year. Sucks their bollocks off according to legend.
by Turd Man August 2, 2009
The most revolting item of undergarmentage on the planet. This foul piece of grey polyester was worn by gay artist Briggsy for his yearlong tour of South American leper colonies. During this time the unwashed one rogered the suppurating sores of over 2000 lepers whilst wearing the thong. On his return to London he finally removed the thong at a press conference and announced he would be exhibiting it at Tate Modern. It was subsequently bought at auction by a collector for £5,000,000.
Since being bought by Saatchi Briggsy's Thong has burnt through 5 lead-lined display cases and has caused the deaths of 12 gallery employees.
by Turd Man August 3, 2009
Also known as a vocal cord scrape. The operation to remove congealed jizz from the throats of raving homosexuals. Named after the famous modern artist who has had several such operations.
by Turd Man October 13, 2007