Vietnam pants

where it is extremely cold, you're penis shrinks to just being a helmet in you're pubes, looks like a soldier poking his head out a bush. its Vietnam pants as opposed to Iraq pants as Vietnam is very bushy, Iraq is a desert!
it was so cold i had my Vietnam pants on today
by Turbo Uberman December 22, 2010
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Brovado

When a dude is with his friends and starts bragging he's going to do things he'll never do. Brovado.
Guy 1: hey dudes! I'm gonna start cagefighting.

Guy 2: what like you were gonna do downhill mountain biking, boxing, skateboarding, karting, go to the gym.

Guy 3: yea dude you never do anything you say you're gonna, you're so full brovado!
by Turbo Uberman July 20, 2014
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