Tummy Augratin's definitions

Honey Bunz

Adjective. Slang term given to a bitch or hoe with a real fly booty.

Yo! Check out Little Miz Honey Bunz. That mothafuckah tuff!

by Tummy AuGratin March 23, 2006

Jock Sock

A brand of jockstrap from the manufacturer "Jock Sock" featuring a pouch for supporting the male genitals that is sewn directly into the waistband, obviating the need for straps.

Oscar-winner Yul Brynner was the face of Jock Sock in "Yul Brynner for Jock Sock" advertisements carried in comic books and men's magazines in the late 1960s.

by Tummy Augratin August 26, 2013

Jew eat?

Compressed phrase that means "Did you eat?" often heard as "Jew eat?" by particularly sensitive and/or peculiarly paranoid people of the Jewish persuasion, especially when asked by a goy (non-Jew). "Jew eat?" syndrome was first exposed to mass culture by Woody Allen in his Oscar-winning film "Annie Hall" (1977).

Alvy Singer (Woody Allen) to his calm friend Rob (Tony Roberts):

"You know, I was having lunch with some guys from NBC, so I said, 'Did you eat yet or what?' And Tom Christie said, 'No, JEW?' Not 'Did you?'...JEW eat? JEW? You get it? JEW eat?"

-- Woody Allen, screenplay for "Annie Hall"

by Tummy AuGratin February 27, 2006

prick lick

1. A male homosexual.

2. A term of opprobrium when used against one of the heterosexual persuasion; an asshole.

Get a look at the nancy boy over yonder. What a prick lick.

Sam, you think you're hot shit but you're nothiin' but a prick lick!

by Tummy AuGratin April 13, 2006

The Buck

Verb. (inDICKative) A sexual position between a man and a woman in which the woman lies flat on her back with her legs extended at a 90 degree angle from her torso, with her ankles positioned somwhere near her lover's ears or locked around his neck.

PUT HER IN THE BUCK
(2 Live Crew)

Luke: NOW PUT 'ER IN THE BUCK!!!!

Verse 1: Fresh Kid Ice
There's only one way to have a good time
Fuck that pussy and make it mine
Lay the bitch on the bed, flat on her back
Hold her legs up high, make the pussy splak
You can put her in the buck by sittin' on a sink
Wrap her legs 'round you, now take this DICK!

Luke: NOW PUT 'ER IN THE BUCK!!!!

Verse 2: Brother Marquis
It's a position in sex that's done by the masters
It ain't the 69 or what you learned in class
It increases the intensity of a fuck
Legs up high, known as the buck
It's the way to give her more than what she wants
Like the doggystyle, you get all the cunt
'Cause all men try real hard to do it
To have her walk in front and we try to abuse it
A big stinkin' pussy can't do it all
So we try real hard to bust the walls
Like THIS!!

Luke: NOW PUT 'ER IN THE BUCK!!!!

Verse 3: Fresh Kid Ice

I'll break you down and dick you long
Bust your pussy then break your backbone
I'll go between them legs that's open wide
Pushin' this dick from side to side
Straight to the ceiling, now I'm feeling the feelin'
When I bust a nut, your ass'll be screamin'!!

Luke: NOW PUT 'ER IN THE BUCK!!!!

by Tummy AuGratin April 13, 2006

bowel blast

Noun. An expulsion of methane gas as a flatus via the anus, characterized by a loud report; a thunderous fart.

I swear, dude. That bowel blast Jimmy let rip during history class blew Mr. Dickey's toupee off!

by Tummy AuGratin February 24, 2006

honeydew

The female breast, particular a large and well-formed titty; so-called due its resemblance to a honeydew melon.

Check out the honeydews! That bitch must be sportin' a brace o' 44s!

by Tummy AuGratin April 10, 2006