dick eater

Noun. A woman who enjoys performing oral sex on a brother.

See also: fellatrix
They say J.Lo used 2 Be a real fly dick eater before the hoe become famous.
by Tummy AuGratin March 03, 2006
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Beer ass

Large, fleshy or volumnious buttocks on a woman, attributed to her imbibing beer, malt beverages and other forms of strong waters.

Related term: Beer belly
Check out the beer ass on the tattoed broad near the bar! Whoah! That momma's hot!
by Tummy AuGratin February 24, 2006
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pussy dog

A female dog; a bitch. A synecdoche that modifies the dog by reference to a physical attribute unique to its gender (the female dog's "vagina" or "pussy").
"That Moira be a reaaaal pussy dog!" Matt said.
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Foxtrot Papa

Two words of the U.S. Army phonetic alphabet that create the acronym F.P., which stands for 'Fuck Pig', indicating a female soldier of lascivious bent who is not shy about taking on lovers. 'Foxtrot Papa' came into usage during the days after the Women's Army Corps (W.A.C.) was terminated and women (formlery known as WACs) were mainstreamed into the regular Army. 'Foxtrot Papa' was used in order to politely convey intimate information about female soldiers while avoiding sexual harassment charges. (Miliary usage circa 1970s and '80s)

Related term: Puss-in-Boots
I hear Spec-4 Betty is a regular Foxtrot Papa.
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honeydew

The female breast, particular a large and well-formed titty; so-called due its resemblance to a honeydew melon.
Check out the honeydews! That bitch must be sportin' a brace o' 44s!
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car pool-tunnel syndrome

Repetitive-stress injury afflicting attendants at highway and tunnel tool booths.
Chuckie O'Brien, the head of the New York State toll-takers union, has filed a lawsuit to force the state to recognize car pool-tunnel syndrome as an injury coverable by disability insurance and the state workers' compensation system.
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anal sleeve

A cylindrical device made out of a relatively soft though strong substance, usually surgical-grade plastic, worn in the anus, typically by a male homosexual whose rectum has sustained a large amount of wear & tear due to overuse.

See also: penis sleeve
"They say a pussy can stretch a mile but it won't crack an inch. Not so the asshole. Rock Hudson had to wear an anal sleeve for many years before his death."

-- Boze Hadleigh, 'Hollywood Babble On'
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