pecker checker

A U.S. Army medic or hospital personnel assigned to inspect soldierss' genitals for signs of sexually transmitted diseases, a process otherwise known as a short arm inspection.

After the actor Robert Mitchum was drafted into the Army in 1945, he spent his year in the service as a pecker checker at a Tarzana induction center.

by Tummy AuGratin April 10, 2006

cunt mechanic

A person, primarily a physician and more specifically
a gynecologist or other professional such as a
midwife whom deals with pregnant girls and women, who
induces an abortion, i.e. the termination of a
pregnancy, accompanied by, resulting in, or closely
followed by the death of the embryo or fetus; an
abortionist.

"Where's Brenda?"

"She off to see the cunt mechanic, today!" Louise said
breezily.

Midge grunted. "Poor kid."

by Tummy AuGratin March 23, 2006

sperm bucket

Noun. (Perjorative) A sexually promiscuous woman who has multiple sequential partners, typically in a single night, which leaves her vagina full of semen.

"'Didn't that sperm bucket's mama ever teach her about a douche bag?' Gerald asked himself. 'She probably got one for Xmas from her Auntie Hoe and clutches it to her tits on a cold night as a hotwater bottle.'"

-- Jay McInerney, "The Shrike" (short-story, 1983)

by Tummy Augratin August 14, 2006

Whore Corps

The cheerleading squad at a high school or college.

Nan's primarily qualification for college was she was a member of the whore corps. That narrowed it down to Texas A&M.

by Tummy AuGratin April 12, 2006

cunt rag

1. A sanitary napkin.

2. A tampon.

So-called as before the advent of sanitary napkins in the 20th Century, women typically used rags to control the flow of menstrual blood during their periods.

Can you believe it? I told Brenda I was going out for a six-pack and she has me pick up a box of cunt rags!

by Tummy AuGratin April 13, 2006