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Definitions by Tulip Juicyfruit

Proctologizing 

To make and apology for being and ass.
I'm done proctologizing to Amy for saying she looked fat in her wedding dress, she can just get over it already!

Rick is proctologizing to Tonya for calling her Marci during sex.
When a group of people suck collectively.
Ann, Dona, Tonya you guys are jerks and yallsuck!
I walked into work and yelled yallsuck!
yallsuck by Tulip Juicyfruit January 21, 2010
Someone with the attitude of a dick.

Someone who cops a sudden bad attitude when asked to do something.
Ray has such a dicktude today.

Instead of talking to a friendly customer service rep, I spoke to a guy with a real dicktude.

Jared is obviously not a morning person, he woke up with a real dicktude.
Dicktude by Tulip Juicyfruit December 22, 2009