4 definitions by Truth Bringers

bible dumper

See bible dumping. One who dumps their significant other as soon as they get an inclination God wants them to. This is most of the time just an excuse for bad people to shift the blame of ending a relationship.

Henry: If I would have known she was a bible dumper I would have stayed clear of the relationship.

by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009

bible dumping

The act of using God as an excuse to break up with a significant other.

Carlee: I think God is trying to tell me we just aren't going to work out.

Jessica: I really want to be with you, but God has different plans for me.

Ron: Why is the bible dumping me?

by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009

bible humper

see bible humping.

Forrest: A bible humper is getting with my sister. My parents think they are doing bible studies behind those bedroom doors.

by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009

bible humping

The act of using God as an excuse to date someone. In some extreme cases cheating can be involved. It often follows bible dumping.

Austin: I know were like best friends and all, but God is really telling me I need to be with your ex right now.

Carlee: We're not doing anything wrong, after all, God intended this.

Jacob: As if getting dumped by God wasn't enough, I caught my best friend and my ex bible humping.

by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009