Wayno

Noun: A friendly, hardworking, heterosexual, domesticated bartending male of the homonid/homer class. Known to seasonally migrate between Central Texas and home spawning grounds in Michigan.
Wilson: Hey man, Truant's got two felonies and now the Man's got him pulled over with ten dime bags and a scale.

Bushman: Hey, that's kewl. Tell the Man the bags belong to Wayno.
by Truant January 14, 2004
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July 3

The day before July 4. Nothing special.
Although Patti may have been born on July 3 1986, it was just another day like the day before and the day after it.
by Truant January 14, 2004
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Bonacci

Noun: To be substituted for "bridesmaid" in the expression "Always a bridesmaid and never a bride." Use is limited to a reference to sports, sport hobby, or dating.
That Tony and Rico guys, they're always Bonaccis and never a bride in our fantasy football league.
by Truant January 14, 2004
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