vertimbo

Slang: From the combination of the words "vertical" and "limbo". Refers to having to stand on one's tip-toes and shimmy between a wall or other vertical barrier and the back of a chair. The chair is occupied by a person of enourmous girth.

Truant had to do the vertimbo after lunch to exit the Waterloo Ice House on Burnet Road. Norling laughed.

by truant January 14, 2004

Wayno

Noun: A friendly, hardworking, heterosexual, domesticated bartending male of the homonid/homer class. Known to seasonally migrate between Central Texas and home spawning grounds in Michigan.

Wilson: Hey man, Truant's got two felonies and now the Man's got him pulled over with ten dime bags and a scale.

Bushman: Hey, that's kewl. Tell the Man the bags belong to Wayno.

by Truant January 14, 2004

beat the hog

Slang: The act of male masturbation.

Norling promptly whipped out his dong and beat the hog in front of his friends.

by Truant January 14, 2004