Definitions by Trotsky J Skills

ambisextrous 

Having the ability to masturbate successfully with both hands.

-Girlfriend: "I can never seem to get myself off with my left hand."
Boyfriend: "I guess you're not ambisextrous, then.

-Kyle uses a different hand to stroke himself each night. He is truly ambisextrous.

ambisextrous by Trotsky J Skills March 17, 2012