Porn

The best thing god ever invented. Videos with a lot of nudity,
cocksucking, blowjobs, lesbians,
orgasms, cumshots, moaning. Mainly intended to masturbate to.

13 year old: Aw fuck! Oh! Oh! Oh! (Screams and moans)
(Door opens)
Mother: What the hell are you doing?
13 year old: Get the fuck out! I'm watching porn!

by Trollscience February 19, 2011