Definitions by TrolliusBastardus

Cemar

To slumber, to Hybernate, to sleep for long periods of time or many short naps that amount to more than the periods you are awake.

I pulled a Cemar this weekend, I was barely awake and cant remember anything at all.

Cemar by TrolliusBastardus June 19, 2026

IBL 

IBLS, otherwise referred to as Instant Boner Loss.
IBL is the physical phenomenon which occurs whenever something completely disturbing or non sexual is brought up during intimate times.

"Dude, why'd you call me last night? I was in bed with Stacy! Total IBL!"

IBL by TrolliusBastardus January 11, 2021