1 definition by Trisha's best friend

Trisha

A badass bitch who is a murderous drunk. She has plotted to kill haya since the day she met her and is only pretending to be her best friend in order to get close to the victim. She loves to suck dicks and eat food, she only wishes she could do it for a living. She is a known pedo whose victims refer to her as weshes. In the future she hopes to become a female prostitute while juggling stripping on the side. Although she is a not so reformed serial killer she's still without a doubt the most loyal person you'll ever meet in your life. She loves dogs, hamburgers and chicken wings. If you mess with her, her best friend will beat the shit out of you without hesitation. Some conspiracy theories about Trisha is that she is actually trapped in her childhood frog "Kuka" who is currently inhabiting her body fooling everyone in sight. While all the guys chase after her some get scared away by her intimidating best friend (the overprotective one). Another thing to know about Trisha as that she never stays single for long. Her attempts to be funny can either lighten the mood or eat your soul from the inside out. If you catch her without food in her hand then you know that somethings wrong. Klaus is bae.

"TRISHA ISTFG IF U KILL ANOTHER GUY I WILL TAKE AWAY UR FOOD SUPPLY"

"Stay away from Trisha I heard that her psychotic best friend kills anyone that gets close to her"

"NO STOP, OK OK YOU CAN HAVE KLAUS JUST LET ME LIVE"

person #1: Hey I think I'm in love with Trisha

Person #2: OH NO DO U REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE

person #1: What are you talking abou- (insert haya stabbing cute guy to death)

OMG U KNOW TRISHA! (whispers: runnn)

by Trisha's best friend June 4, 2020