Tall Lanky Bastard. Has been sighted multiple times in and around Gackle-Streeter, North Dakota area. Is attracted to piss in beer bottles. Has extremely long nipple hairs. Speaks in monotone voice.
James F.
by Trevor Marshall March 25, 2003
Neanderthal-like creature who lives around Gackle-Streeter, North Dakota area. Known to be tall and hairy. WARNING: do not approach while wearing provocative clothing.
by Trevor Marshall March 25, 2003