Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Trap Dandy

whistling diarrhea

1. Ask Marie
2. When 'Ass Splatter' turns into a day off *Kelly had nothing to do with it.

"Hey it's Marie, I was 'splatter assing it' earlier but now it's turned into straight 'Whistling Diarrhea!!!'"

by Trap Dandy June 1, 2019

1. Ask Marie
2. When 'Ass Splatter' turns into a day off *Kelly had nothing to do with it.

"Hey it's Marie, I was 'splatter assing it' earlier but now it's turned into straight 'Whistling Diarrhea!!!'"

by Trap Dandy June 1, 2019

1. n. A trumpeting sonic eruption that signals the impending arrival of a glorious turd.

"As I sat grunting in the mall toilet stall, several herald farts signified that my efforts were soon to be rewarded."

by Trap Dandy June 3, 2019

When you have to fart but don't trust it.

had to fart but more was coming out It was a windy Run

So I had to run to the toilette!!

by Trap Dandy September 12, 2020