3 definitions by Trade plate 88

Just the same as pulling my plonker Pisser is British slang for penis. Literally pull my pisser is to masturbate. But nowadays the expression someone is pulling my pisser is used with the meaning of someone is messing with me or trying to make fun of me.
When the sat nav says there is 3h45 mins of traffic on your route you reply. Are you pulling my pisser
by Trade plate 88 July 29, 2017
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A middle lane wanker is someone who thinks it's ok to drive there vehicle in the middle lane all of the time

The middle lane of a motorway is an overtaking lane as is the outside lane once you have overtaken the slower vehicle you should always pull back in also if you are in the middle lane and another motorist is indicating to pull out and the outside lane is empty pull over and use it
Move over you fucking middle lane wanker
by Trade plate 88 July 28, 2017
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A middle lane wanker is someone who thinks it's ok to drive there vehicle in the middle lane all of the time

The middle lane of a motorway is an overtaking lane as is the outside lane once you have overtaken the slower vehicle you should always pull back in also if you are in the middle lane and another motorist is indicating to pull out and the outside lane is empty pull over and use it
Move over you fucking middle lane wanker
by Trade plate 88 July 28, 2017
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