P1: Yo tf, u can touch the rim at 8'7?
P2: It's because I'm mkairiss and have insane hops. Nigga don't hate me cuz im beautiful nigga, maybe if you get rid of yo yee yee ass haircut, you might some bitches on your dick, NIGGÆ.
P2: It's because I'm mkairiss and have insane hops. Nigga don't hate me cuz im beautiful nigga, maybe if you get rid of yo yee yee ass haircut, you might some bitches on your dick, NIGGÆ.
Mkairiss for the dunk...
by Tractoristic dude April 12, 2022
A pizza male is similar to a spaghetti male, because they're Italian and they can make the two types of Italian foods.
Person 1# What's up bro, heard that you know how to make every pizza! Person 2# Oh cool! Did you just hear? They call me pizza male.
Person 1# So you mean you're the alpha male of pizzas?
Person 2# Yes, it's going to be a new movement for those people who can make every pizza in the world!
Person 1# So you mean you're the alpha male of pizzas?
Person 2# Yes, it's going to be a new movement for those people who can make every pizza in the world!
by Tractoristic dude September 16, 2021
Goofy-ass Latvian, also a bdsm slave for kinky girls, good at fighting sports, but bad at team sports, sucks many di**os
by Tractoristic dude April 14, 2022
KristapsB from the threee🤜🏀🤛
by Tractoristic dude April 12, 2022
An Italian alpha male that can cook any type of pasta and pizza. Usually a spaghetti male's cousin is an pizza male
Person 1# I'm a Spaghetti male.
Person 2# No you are not, im done with this bullshit that everyone is a alpha, beta, charlie, ligma and sigma!
Person 1# But i can make every pasta in the wooorrrrlddd!
Person 2# Oh then I understand.
Person 2# No you are not, im done with this bullshit that everyone is a alpha, beta, charlie, ligma and sigma!
Person 1# But i can make every pasta in the wooorrrrlddd!
Person 2# Oh then I understand.
by Tractoristic dude September 16, 2021
P1: Markuss why do you play so much D2?
P2: It's because, im an chad-like male and I get no bitches. 😩
P1: boi, what the fuck? Oh so you're a true MarkussZigis.
P2: It's because, im an chad-like male and I get no bitches. 😩
P1: boi, what the fuck? Oh so you're a true MarkussZigis.
by Tractoristic dude March 13, 2022