Definitions by Towner

jabronson 

Combination of the words Jabroni and Johnson

1:Penis.

2:Someone who thinks with or acts like a dick.

dude: "I'll give you my fat Jabronson."
dudette: "Sha ra, Quit bein' such a jabronson!"

jabronson by towner December 13, 2013

pompey 

Englands greatest city, full of geezas who hate scummers and love to stamp on their fat heads. By far the best city in the south. scum's shit and no where near Pompey, just look at the Premiership table. hahahah

Pompey till we die. we hats scum. u little faggots.

pompey by Towner April 11, 2005