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Snatchaphylaxis 

When a woman's beaver smells so bad you go into anaphylaxis (can't breathe) because the smell literally took your breath away!
Fat assed Shelley bent over in front of me, and her cunt reeked so bad I went into snatchaphylaxis, started chocking and turning red, and her dumb ass mother kept asking me, "What's a matter?" "What's a matter?" Damn! What does Smelley Shelley wash her rotten cooch with, a cadaver's intestines?

Snatchaphylaxis 

When a woman's beaver smells so bad you go into anaphylaxis (can't breathe) because the smell literally took your breath away!
Fat assed Shelley bent over in front of me, and her cunt reeked so bad I went into snatchaphylaxis, started chocking and turning red, and her dumb as mother kept asking me, "What's a matter?" "What's a matter?" Damn! What does Smelley Shelley wash her rotten cooch with, a cadaver's intestines?