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He is not our savior, he's just a guy with a dirty shirt who tries to sell you tamales in the
Walmart
parking lot. And when you say no, he offers to
fix
the dent in your
car
, or install drywall in your basement.
AKA Haysuse.
Hola
, I Jesus.
Jew
want tamales?
No tamale....... Me do drywall
work
forjew. Me fix that dent forjew. Me need deniro por new chuse.
Jesus
by
Too-funny
September 19, 2009