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He is not our savior, he's just a guy with a dirty
shirt
who tries to sell you tamales in the Walmart parking lot. And when you say no, he offers to
fix
the dent in your car, or install drywall in your
basement
.
AKA Haysuse.
Hola
, I Jesus. Jew want tamales?
No tamale....... Me do drywall
work
forjew. Me fix that dent forjew. Me need deniro por
new
chuse.
Jesus
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Too-funny
September 19, 2009
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