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He is not our savior, he's just a guy with a
dirty shirt
who tries to sell you tamales in the Walmart
parking lot
. And when you say no, he offers to fix
the dent
in your car, or install drywall in your basement.
AKA Haysuse.
Hola, I Jesus. Jew want
tamales
?
No tamale....... Me do
drywall
work forjew. Me fix that dent forjew. Me need
deniro
por new chuse.
Jesus
by
Too-funny
September 19, 2009
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