Mike Tyson

Problably the scariest man on the planet.

James: I was in the same room as Mike Tyson!
Randy: Really? How was it?
James: Now I know how that kid felt when he fell in the gorilla cage.

by Tony two timez January 25, 2018

Mental orgasm

When you suddenly remember a song you forgot the name of.

I forgot the name of that song but when I finally remembered I had a mental orgasm

by Tony two timez January 22, 2018

Trunk bust

When you forget something in the trunk of your car, so when you go get it you decide to bust a quick nut in your trunk no matter where you are.

Friend: Bro, what is that white shit in your trunk?
Me: I did a trunk bust this morning.

by Tony two timez January 22, 2018