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Definitions by Tony du sxw2

Kiss My Arse

English Idiom

The meaning of this term is derived from Witchery.

During a Witches' Sabbath (or Black Mass), the head Witch leads a ceremony where, upon tying a mask of the face of Satan to his bare buttocks, he invites all other witches to prove their loyalty by kissing it.

The modern English term, therefore, is used to suggest that a particularly irritating person can be likened to an evil witch.
Person A: Why don't you do the washing up before you go to work instead of leaving it all day in the sink where it looks messy and starts to stink!!!

Person B: Why don't you KISS MY ARSE!
Kiss My Arse by Tony du sxw2 October 24, 2025

Cheese-wire 

Noun: Garment, usually worn by girls aged 13-16 under cycling shorts as a display of ironic womanliness.
A: she's gone out with her cheese-wire again!
B: Oh no, poor dad!
Cheese-wire by Tony du sxw2 August 4, 2022