Rude Goldberg machine

A Rube Goldberg machine that does something rude to someone in the end.

Some dude: I really think what you made is cool. My favorite part was the dominoes. Can I make one t..... (gets kicked by a boot).
Another dude: Sorry about that, that's my Rude Goldberg machine.

by Tony Tobasco October 13, 2023

Early

Behaving like a man named Earl, one of the dankest men you'll ever meet.

Dude: Hey, he parked and took up two parking spots!
Other Dude: Yeah my friend Earl did that once a few years ago. That's swagger right there.
Dude: Yeah, that car's driver was so Early.

by Tony Tobasco July 17, 2024