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A psychological test a person uses to determine if a man suspected of being a homosexual is gay. This test works by a tester showing a man a cute picture of Ryan Reynolds, by which passing the test occurs when the man swoons at it.
Psychologist: So, tell me about how you feel.
Some dude: Well doctor, I think I might be gay.
Psychologist: Gay? As in happy? Or gay, as in loving men?
Some dude: Well, perhaps I once had a homosexual experience in college.
Psychologist: Hmm.. Sounds like you need to take something I call the Ryan Reynolds test...
Some dude: Well doctor, I think I might be gay.
Psychologist: Gay? As in happy? Or gay, as in loving men?
Some dude: Well, perhaps I once had a homosexual experience in college.
Psychologist: Hmm.. Sounds like you need to take something I call the Ryan Reynolds test...
by Tony Tobasco March 12, 2026
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Chuck, that was foul! Your fanning method isn't doing you any favors. That is a magazine job, my friend.
by Tony Tobasco March 9, 2026
Get the magazine job mug.Dude: Hey, he parked and took up two parking spots!
Other Dude: Yeah my friend Earl did that once a few years ago. That's swagger right there.
Dude: Yeah, that car's driver was so Early.
Other Dude: Yeah my friend Earl did that once a few years ago. That's swagger right there.
Dude: Yeah, that car's driver was so Early.
by Tony Tobasco July 16, 2024
Get the Early mug.Some dude: I really think what you made is cool. My favorite part was the dominoes. Can I make one t..... (gets kicked by a boot).
Another dude: Sorry about that, that's my Rude Goldberg machine.
Another dude: Sorry about that, that's my Rude Goldberg machine.
by Tony Tobasco October 13, 2023
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