Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the round balls of poo that get entangled in your Arse Lawn.
They are very similar to Dingle Berries , the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that entangled that removing them means ripping free the arse hair they are tied up in.

Should have heard my house mate screaming this morning ripping free his Gruff Nuts.

by Tony Balony the Phony September 01, 2021

Cock Muck

The white, sperm free substance that comes from a mans dick after having the snip.

When you blow your load of cock muck in a slut theres no chance she will fall pregnant.

by Tony Balony the Phony February 23, 2019

Deuce Duped Dickhead

Deuce Duped Dickhead is always a good hearted male. His good heart is used against him by the same female not once but twice. After being burnt in a relationship once, he gets manipulated and sucked back in to the same relationship with lies and false promises, only to get burnt again, more often than not the next day. The male will then be ignored and forever wonder why the female, who is obviously a game player with no heart, would ever do this to him.

"Did you hear the big fella is a Deuce Duped Dickhead?"

"The good hearted, understanding bloke?"

"Yep"

"That poor guy."

by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019

budgie beak

An over sized female clitoris that when aroused protudes like a budgies beak.

I fucked this chick on the weekend with a budgie beak.

by Tony Balony the Phony August 24, 2018

Gooch

The small part of the body found between the balls and beginning of your arse crack.

I wiped my arse a little too far and smeared shit on my gooch.

by Tony Balony the Phony October 24, 2018

Typical Tyson

Typical Tyson is a male who thinks he quite smart, in actual fact he's as dumb as a punch drunk boxer. He is always taken advantage of, due to his gullibility and lack of smarts, by those he considers close to him. You can pick a Typical Tyson in a crowed room as he usually is around 6'10" in height.

"As soon as we walked in the room you couldn't miss Typical Tyson could you?"

"Of course not the big dumb moron. Haha".

by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019

Tamp sitting

When a convicted paedophile, who is to weak for jail and decides to turn informant for early release, is hidden away in a house with undercover police babysitting him for his protection.

Did ya hear those cunts are tamp sitting Darron.

by Tony Balony the Phony October 24, 2018