Tony Balony the Phony's definitions

Pertarded

A person who is pertard is at the entry level of retardedness. They may say and do dumb things but are not at the stage of drooling or window licking.

Look at that pertarded Dickhead Tyson. Won't be long until he's drooling and licking windows.

by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019

Deuce Duped Dickhead

Deuce Duped Dickhead is always a good hearted male. His good heart is used against him by the same female not once but twice. After being burnt in a relationship once, he gets manipulated and sucked back in to the same relationship with lies and false promises, only to get burnt again, more often than not the next day. The male will then be ignored and forever wonder why the female, who is obviously a game player with no heart, would ever do this to him.

"Did you hear the big fella is a Deuce Duped Dickhead?"

"The good hearted, understanding bloke?"

"Yep"

"That poor guy."

by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019

budgie beak

An over sized female clitoris that when aroused protudes like a budgies beak.

I fucked this chick on the weekend with a budgie beak.

by Tony Balony the Phony August 24, 2018

Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the little balls of poo that find themselves entangled with your bum fuzz.
Gruff Nuts are similar to dingle berries, the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that tied up in your bum hair that to pick them free means ripping out a good patch of arse lawn.

My house mate was screaming in pain this morning picking out all his gruff Nuts.

by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021

Slurry Guts

An extremely loose female of low self esteem and morals, often refered to as a slut, who has had a train of men fuck her thus filling her guts with cum/slurry.

That Neiko bitch is a slurry guts whore.

by Tony Balony the Phony August 24, 2018

Bush Trout

A female usually found in parks or the Australian outback, always with a half empty goon bag, who is as dirty as a coal miner, cover with flies and smells like a rotting dead trout.

Look at the cops arresting that bush trout.

by Tony Balony the Phony October 24, 2018

Gooch

The small part of the body found between the balls and beginning of your arse crack.

I wiped my arse a little too far and smeared shit on my gooch.

by Tony Balony the Phony October 24, 2018