Definitions by Tommy Mack

Motley Crue week

A week in which a guy has sex with three or more girls.

Alan has been hitting the bars a lot, trying to have a Motley Crue week.

Motley Crue week by Tommy Mack May 20, 2012

cigarette machine 

1.When a girl tugs on a guys member mimicing the motion of pulling the knob on a cigarette machine. A reverse handjob.

Found to be more annoying than pleasurable.

Guy 1. Did you get laid last night by that chick you met up in the club.
Guy 2. No, she wouldn't give it up...she gave me the ole' cigarette machine.

note to girls: Don't do this, a blowjob is much more appreciated.

cigarette machine by tommy mack May 13, 2003