Definitions by Tommy 2 times

Eileen 

When me and the boys put a banger god damn parlay together and we miss it by one god damn leg

The god damn boys and I did research out of our ass to win this god damn bet and lost it by one leg

It’s like god gave me one leg and I always Eileen

Eileen by Tommy 2 times March 25, 2025

kiddovers 

When your kids don’t eat their dinner and instead of making dinner for yourself you drink beer and eat their leftovers on all of the plates

My damn kids didn’t eat their dinner so I drink beer and cleaned all of their plates so I didn’t have to prepare my own food thank god for kiddovers

kiddovers by Tommy 2 times March 25, 2025