Cock-yoghurt

I was on my way into the peep-show booth, when I slipped over and landed face-first in a pool of cock-yoghurt.

They really ought to have a cleaner in there between occupants.
by Tommo February 24, 2004
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acid

acid-The wonderful gateway in your pocket to a world that is yours for the creating, whether it be talking frogs, stary faces on apple trees that just wont blink and you're sure that they know your name or maybe just the good old headmash that convinces you that you ARE, in fact, a carrot.
A truly marvellous man made hallucinogen that could, one day, replace calpol.
mate, MATE, MAAAATE? Shhh. hello? acid? aah. i see,
i appear to have eaten something bigger than my head.
by tommo September 21, 2005
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