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A species of dog that reigned in the late 1000's which had conquered most of Eastern and Central Europe. The Gustas tend to be bilingual, speaking a range of Spanish, to Czech to English to German. The Gustas observed a dictatorship which followed (in their prophecy) a master. Scientifically speaking, a master observes a gene called AOD1, which the Gustas can smell. Once aware of the gene in a human (which occurs 1 in 1,000,000,000,000 people) they name him there master.
The Gustas is sexually assaulting me.
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