3 definitions by Tom Selleck
When you have diarrhea and make a sweet stew of gravy, and there is somehow a lone turd floating around exploring the bowl like Christopher Columbus upon the Santa Maria.
by Tom Selleck February 2, 2017
A journeyman professional footballer, who, if you swap the first letters of his christian and surname, you amusingly get the words Lenny Kunt.
That Jamie Oliver talks like a right Kenny Lunt.
Right Mr Barrymore, you say that you were nowhere near the deceased on the night of your pool party! What do you think Her Majesty’s constabulary are? A bunch of Kenny Lunts?
Another shocking miss for Crewe. That Kenny Lunt couldn't finish his breakfast.
Right Mr Barrymore, you say that you were nowhere near the deceased on the night of your pool party! What do you think Her Majesty’s constabulary are? A bunch of Kenny Lunts?
Another shocking miss for Crewe. That Kenny Lunt couldn't finish his breakfast.
by Tom Selleck September 12, 2006
by Tom Selleck December 5, 2006