shaking hands with the governor of love

Tossing Off

From Latin - Shakus Handus withus theus governorus ofus loveus - meaning choking the chicken, tossing off, wanking

From the motion of "shaking hands" with you cock (the governor of love)

I was too busy shaking hands with the governor of love to get your text

by Tom P. Cock March 31, 2006

knob on

The act of getting a boner

Not to be confused with lob on or knob off

Watching that porn gave me such a knob on

by Tom P. Cock March 31, 2006

knob off

a particularly un-arousing experience

a floppy cock

an un-erect penis

opposite of knob on

U.k. (slang) Tell someone to go away

seeing my brother with my moms dildo gave me such a knob off

I have such a big-ass knob off right now

Knob off you little twat

by Tom P. Cock March 31, 2006