Definitions by Tom K.

felch LITE 

A male homosexual act involving the anus, a straw and a bottle of lite maple syrup.

I really feel like this one does NOT need to be used in an example

felch LITE by Tom K. February 4, 2005

Hungry Trucker, the 

7 cocks; 2 in the hut, 1 in the butt, 2 in the mouth and one in each ear or other extraeneous orifice of your choice

Man, That's a hungry trucker!

Hungry Trucker, the by Tom K. February 2, 2005