Definitions by Tom Ellis

khoo

A small being that say's "Mates!" and "Fuck you Tom!" a lot. Is indirectly the cause of anything and everything that goes wrong and is usable when you need someone to blame.

Is also at the same time a Deity and must be worshiped and have sacrifices offered to as he holds to power to kill you with his mind.

You run out of milk.
"Damn you Khoo!"

The world ends.
"Damn you Khoo!"

"All hail King Khoo, lest he eat you."

khoo by Tom Ellis October 20, 2006