Definitions by Tokyo Mickey
Wheeler Length
This is how you would describe jeans that show about 2 inches of bare leg above your socks - not in an intentional, fashionable way.
Your friend walks in and his obviously new jeans are a bit too short... a lot actually. You ask him why and he says, "That's all they had in the shop." You mutter, "AHH... Wheeler length!"
Wheeler Length by Tokyo Mickey July 16, 2026
Domi Mode
This is the situation where a deaf or partially deaf man puts in both his hearing aids and turns them off so that he can't hear his girlfriend nagging or otherwise being irritating.
I'd just been out with some friends for a great dinner. When I got home I didn't want the night to end up ruined so I went into Domi Mode.
Domi Mode by Tokyo Mickey August 29, 2019
Bearded
This is derived from, "You should grow a beard!"
"Why?"
"Because you sound like a cunt and act like a cunt so you should look like one!"
Can be used in situations where your colleague knows what you mean but the wider audience hasn't got a clue!
"Why?"
"Because you sound like a cunt and act like a cunt so you should look like one!"
Can be used in situations where your colleague knows what you mean but the wider audience hasn't got a clue!
Bearded by Tokyo Mickey August 14, 2012