Definitions by Toeknee

boston strangler 

When an unexperienced girl attempts to give a hand job but squeezes way to hard.

I don't think i was ever gonna' cum with the boston strangler around my cock!

boston strangler by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

douche tube 

A more offensive but very similar variation of douche bag. See douche nozzle

Wow you are a dipshit, you fucking douche tube!

douche tube by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

Jism Jockey 

Any person who loves jism. Usually used as an insult, but can be used as mocking endearment to a lover.

1. Dude your a cocksucker, yeah thats right jism jockey!

2. Sally you are really great in the sack, your my little jism jockey.

Jism Jockey by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

Missing the point 

When an unexperienced girl tries to give a handjob and doesn't realize that she needs to move the skin around the penis with the motion of her hand.

Yeah she started giving me a hand job, but she was missing the point so i had to set her straight.

Missing the point by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

da 

District Attorney

I didn't have any money, so I had to pay my DA with blow jobs.

da by toeknee July 1, 2003