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Anaheim Scrambler

An Anaheim Scrambler involves getting a chick from behind (either hole) while wearing a Mickey Mouse hat. She has a raw egg in the chosen hole. When you finish up, she plops the goop in a frying pan and makes you breakfast.

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Dude One: Hey Dawg, you wanna hit up the Waffle House?
Dude Two: Naw Man, Tiffany made me an Anaheim Scrambler this morning.

by Todd Welles August 17, 2016