Definitions by Tnp12rocks
Chocolate finger
When your wiping your ass and your finger accidentally tears through the toilet paper unnoticed. Can be especially problematic if you scratch your nose later on.
Chocolate finger by Tnp12rocks March 28, 2017
Man maid
A man that performs tasks for women, both useful around the house things and more personal, sexual things.
Man maid by Tnp12rocks March 27, 2017
Manstruel cycle
A period (no pun intended) of 6 or 7 days per month when a man is extra emotional and much harder to get along with.
Hey Brad, did you notice the boss started his manstruel cycle... he's been yelling and crying all morning
Manstruel cycle by Tnp12rocks March 27, 2017