Tnp12rocks 's definitions

Tootinrootin

Pulling off a huge fart when looking for something... usually slips out when you bend over

No I'm not helping you look for your pink handcuffs... you've been tootinrootin

by Tnp12rocks June 5, 2018

Switzersex

Someone who remains neutral in a sexual nature while everyone else takes part in sex... does not have to be an orgy... everyone else can be doing their own thing... with a partner

I'm so unpopular with the opposite sex I am having switzersex

by Tnp12rocks March 28, 2017

Man maid

A man that performs tasks for women, both useful around the house things and more personal, sexual things.

Hey girlfriend, my new man maid is totally awesome, he worked all night!

by Tnp12rocks March 27, 2017

Chocolate finger

When your wiping your ass and your finger accidentally tears through the toilet paper unnoticed. Can be especially problematic if you scratch your nose later on.

No thanks, I don't need a hug, looks like you got a chocolate finger

by Tnp12rocks March 28, 2017