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Definitions by Tittyspanker47

Orgasm gauntlet 

The orgasm gauntlet is a challenge of sexual activities between a man and a women in which the male has the survive the following gauntlet of sexually activities without busting a nut. Hand job, blow job, tit job, vaginal and finally sword fighting. If the male survives all the sexual acts for the set time decide by the male and female without jizzing he is then allowed to do the female anal, however if he fails the gauntlet he must give her anal.
"Yo I tried to do the Orgasm gauntlet the other day, i made it to the sword fight befor I lost and let me tell you I feel like my ass will never stop being sore"
Orgasm gauntlet by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017

Red mage 

"When a female takes the black and the white in both her holes at the same time"
"Were gonna red mage that bitch tonight"
Red mage by Tittyspanker47 December 9, 2016

Balloon nuts 

"When you put a condom on both your nuts to try and be funny but you just end up looking stupid"
"I tried to make her laugh with the Balloon nuts be she dident even smirk about them. What a bitch"
Balloon nuts by Tittyspanker47 December 9, 2016

Titty spanker 

A man who has mastered the art of titty spanking.
"That guy on the other team is a real Titty spanker. I wish he was on our side!"
Titty spanker by Tittyspanker47 November 3, 2016

Barrett Rios 

A red mage who wields a crossbow
"That Barrett Rios is a master of both black magic and white magic, with a kick ass crossbow"
Barrett Rios by Tittyspanker47 November 3, 2016

Slip holes 

When you swap between both holes of your girl.
"We bang ok?" Now its time to do some slip holes
Slip holes by Tittyspanker47 November 3, 2016

Sack cycling 

When your balls hang so low they get stuck in your bike pedals but you still pedaling like they ain't.
"That boys balls were so low i swear he was sack cycling that shit"
Sack cycling by Tittyspanker47 November 3, 2016