Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
Bless her heart, she walked straight into the PTA meeting wearing her bra on the outside of her Lane Bryant pantsuit, she's a maraca short of a Mariachi Band.
by Titan2014 July 07, 2017
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Necronarcoleptic

Someone who keeps falling asleep while trying to fuck a dead person.
Although the dead person didn't get offended, it was really inconsiderate of the necronarcoleptic to keep nodding off during sex.
by Titan2014 July 08, 2017
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crowning

The point during a woman's labor when the baby's head (also known as the crown) can be first seen poking out of her vagina. Also used to refer to the point when a poop log can be first seen poking out of the anus.
"Oh my God, I had Mexican food for lunch again! I need to use your toilet ASAP, I'm CROWNING!"
by Titan2014 May 19, 2014
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Clean Break

When you're taking a poop and you're so dehydrated you don't even have to wipe.
"Dude! No need for toilet paper. I had a clean break!"
by Titan2014 April 29, 2014
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Tepee short of a Wigwam

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
Bless her heart, she's so stupid she thought my thesaurus was a dinosaur, she's a tepee short of a wigwam.
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Fruit Cocktail

Dude, I went to that new bar called "Rough Riders" cause I thought it was a western bar and I like line dancing, but it was a gay bar. It was a total Fruit Cocktail.
by Titan2014 November 03, 2016
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Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
She's a poncho short of a Tamale stand cause when we go to the petting zoo, she eats dirt with the sheep.
by Titan2014 July 07, 2017
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