Definitions by Titan2014

Necronarcoleptic 

Someone who keeps falling asleep while trying to fuck a dead person.

Although the dead person didn't get offended, it was really inconsiderate of the necronarcoleptic to keep nodding off during sex.

Necronarcoleptic by Titan2014 July 8, 2017

Tepee short of a Wigwam

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

Bless her heart, she's so stupid she thought my thesaurus was a dinosaur, she's a tepee short of a wigwam.

Tepee short of a Wigwam by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

Maraca short of a Mariachi Band 

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

Bless her heart, she walked straight into the PTA meeting wearing her bra on the outside of her Lane Bryant pantsuit, she's a maraca short of a Mariachi Band.

Maraca short of a Mariachi Band by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

French fry short of a Happy Meal

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

She's a french fry short of a Happy Meal, cause when the Special Olympics are on, she thinks it's her birthday.

French fry short of a Happy Meal by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

A Poncho short of a Tamale stand 

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

She's a poncho short of a Tamale stand cause when we go to the petting zoo, she eats dirt with the sheep.

A Poncho short of a Tamale stand by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

Fruit Cocktail

Fruit Cocktail - (n.) A gay orgy

Dude, I went to that new bar called "Rough Riders" cause I thought it was a western bar and I like line dancing, but it was a gay bar. It was a total Fruit Cocktail.

Fruit Cocktail by Titan2014 November 3, 2016

crowning

The point during a woman's labor when the baby's head (also known as the crown) can be first seen poking out of her vagina. Also used to refer to the point when a poop log can be first seen poking out of the anus.

"Oh my God, I had Mexican food for lunch again! I need to use your toilet ASAP, I'm CROWNING!"

crowning by Titan2014 May 19, 2014