Tisteca's definitions

torrent

The most kickass way of sharing files. People upload the pieces of the requested file they have, and in turn, download the parts of the file they don't have. All those other porn-filled RIAA-controlled P2P networks can SUCK IT.

Torrent files are pretty much the best file-sharing method, hands down.

by Tisteca July 18, 2007

fountain soda

Watered down soda dispensed from self-serve machines found in fast food restaurants. Tastes crappy.

Ugh, this soda tastes gross. Are you sure this isn't fountain soda?

by Tisteca March 4, 2007

proxy

Internet tool used by:
1. people to retain their anonymity.
2. trolls to evade bans on websites.
3. idiots to access websites they shouldn't be accessing when they should be working.

Proxies are usually marketed towards the latter.

1. Person: Might wanna use a proxy so we don't get in trouble.

2. Troll: About time they banned me. Time to use a proxy...

3. Idiot: lyk omgz did u no der r deez thingz calld proxiz && u can uze dem 2 get on myspace wen ur at skool????/

by Tisteca October 6, 2007

Law of Sequels

Law that states that a sequel to a movie or game will always be worse than the original. No (well, okay, FEW) exceptions.

This law especially applies to movies and games made after 2000, when everything started sucking ass.

I don't need an example for the Law of Sequels, do I?

by Tisteca October 7, 2007