Cock or balls

To carry this was action out, one simply has to start singing international Cock or Balls.
After which someone has to grab there junk and try to disguise either there ole dick or baw sacks, and everyone else must stare and study what there showing and decide weather it's there cock or there baws. After which the lad will show what it was.
Tiny: Awright pagey shall we get a game going?
Pagey: how about INTERNATIONAL COCK OR BALLS, INTERNATIONAL COCK OR BALLS.
Tiny: awright then here we go, what have we here?
Pagey: After careful studying I reckon that's your ole baws!
Tiny: sorry my man that's actually my shaft! Easily mistaken for my big ole bollocks
by Tiny scrotum August 14, 2021
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