11 definitions by Timothy Tool

Mad Clown

A sexual predator dressed up in face paint, a red nose, a colorful fro wig, with floppy shoes.

When I was ten years old I stumbled into a dark alley in the city and saw the Mad Clown, with his sinister grin, running towards me with a squeaky horn and I got the FUCK out of there!

by Timothy Tool September 3, 2004

apple brown betty

A pie pan full of digested apple shit that is baked at 350 degrees. It is served piping hot-crunchy on the outside soft and wet on the inside.

What is aunt Betty's secret recipe for her delicious brown pies?

by Timothy Tool July 12, 2004

tequila diarrhea

alcoholic shit sprays

My underwear was covered in tequila diarrhea this morning.

by Timothy Tool July 12, 2004

penis shit licker

One who licks the penis that has just been inside their own unclean asshole.

Ever since I saw poo on Branka's mouth, knowing she is fond of cock sucking, I had a hunch that she was a penis shit licker.

by Timothy Tool November 9, 2004