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Shane

Shane a word used for a middle aged 40 year old man who has a history of theft and getting under aged kids drunk for reasons of a sexual nature, a Shane suffers from schizophrenia and is dependent on his parents and others because he dropped out of high school at the age of 17. A shane is delusional and tends to think of their self as a model citizen when the truth is much the opposite, you can tell a shane based on the lack of money and jobs they've had and the lack of independence they display. A shane will usually be in his 40's and spend hours on his computer talking shit about other people to other people who he gives the idea that he's a fully functional adult, in his free time a shane will drink excessively and have fits of rage towards others because he's a filthy lowlife cunt with poor hygienic routines. A shane is a worthless excuse for a human similar to a hobo who drinks too much lives with his mom and gets sex nuts and retard strong for children and teens, if you meet a shane who smells and is short who tells lies all the time punch him in the face.

Girl: Shane got me drunk when i was ten
Guy: wow shane seems like a pedo
Girl: Yeah he only dates my teen friends

by Timmytrumpet June 10, 2018

Shane Everson

A homosexual loser who lives with his mom and has many things in common with the subway guy and Michael Jackson

Man: Bro you see Shane Everson ?
Girl: I havent seen him in years Why?
Man: Last time I heard he was living with his mom and jacking off to beastiality porn on his computer
Girl: wow I always knew he was a loser
Man:Yeah I can't stand the sight of his face it makes me want to punch it
Girl: Yeah I'd love to punch Shane in his face
Man: Me too Shane has to most punchable face ever

by Timmytrumpet June 10, 2018