Definitions by Timmy Factoid

Coke nails 

When you grow your fingernails so you can snort coke without making lines. David Cameron has them.

"David can I borrow your coke nails a moment in the parliamentary loos"

Coke nails by Timmy factoid August 25, 2013

Impropaganda 

To make news stories about personalities, known as celebrities, whilst avoiding more obvious, more important or serious issues.

"The economy was still in deciline today..... however *Insert Celebrity Here* was seen out dating some other *Insert Celebrity Here* in a new dress, "What was she thinking??"".

Impropaganda is ideal for misdirection and misinformation.

Impropaganda by Timmy Factoid October 29, 2011