fossiltute

a prostitute that is older than 50 years, prolly not making any dough

Xandir--"you know my grandma is a fossiltute."
Jesse-- "What!?"
Xandir--"its how she makes ends meet in between SS checks."

by Timmy 'Xandir' Tucker October 29, 2007

ishpod

an ipod that is overly amazing.

"Dude! I got an Ishpod... it can hold 50 million songs... What!?!"

by Timmy 'Xandir' Tucker October 29, 2007