Definitions by TimeIsntTicking

Wig Split 

Wig Splitting is what happens when wigs get split ends due to the usage of hot styling tools, as the heat damages the hair and saps the moisture, resulting in brittle, split ends. Since wigs do not receive natural oils and nutrients from the scalp, it will not repair like natural hair and the damage is permanent.

"My wig got split!"
"Its called Wig Split, and its irreversible, meaning you need to get a new wig."

Wig Split by TimeIsntTicking June 4, 2022

Taradiddle 

Taradiddle means Bogus, Nonsense or a Lie. Also a slang for "I have a Dad/Girlfriend".

This word sounds so Taradiddle!
You having a girlfriend = taradiddle.

Taradiddle by TimeIsntTicking June 4, 2022