Definitions by Time for breakfast young man

Methuen 

Shitty-ass town in Massachusetts where the white people are all the worst kind of republicans and the kids are all stabbing each other.

The top definition seems to be from the rich-ass West side of town, because no one else would talk about how great this garbage town is.

Methuen sucks. At least in Lawrence, there are actually things to do.

Methuen by Time for breakfast young man July 1, 2024

Methuen 

City-Town of 50,000 people where the white people are all the worst kind of republicans and all the kids are in gangs.

I am 99% sure the top definition defending Methuen grew up in the rich-ass west end because Methuen actually really, really sucks. At least Lawrence has things to do.

Methuen? Nah, let's move to Haverhill.

Methuen by Time for breakfast young man July 1, 2024

Methuen 

City-Town of 50,000 people where the white people are all the worst kind of republicans and all the kids are in gangs.

I am 99% sure the top definition defending Methuen grew up in the rich-ass west end because Methuen actually really, really sucks. At least Lawrence has things to do.

Methuen? Nah, let's move to Haverhill.

Methuen by Time for breakfast young man July 1, 2024

Methuen 

City-Town of 50,000 people where the white people are all the worst kind of republicans and all the kids are in gangs.

I am 99% sure the top definition defending Methuen grew up in the rich-ass west end because Methuen actually really, really sucks. At least Lawrence has things to do.

Methuen? Nah, let's move to Haverhill.

Methuen by Time for breakfast young man July 1, 2024