Someone who buys a computer running Windoze mostly because everybody else does and they don't realize there are alternatives. Would be perfectly willing to join a Borg Collective because of the additional standardization that lifestyle offers.
I wish those Windroids would at least keep their antivirus software up-to-date.
A person who causes intolerable irritation for any Windroid by steadfastly refusing to just go along with the rest of the herd and use Windoze.
Damn those Maccies! Why can't they realize that Apple will be going out of business any day now?!