Definitions by Tim in Sedro

Hawkstache 

A mustache and chin patch facial hair combination that true Seahawks fans (12s) grow out during the playoffs for good luck. A hawstache is dyed green and blue for the super bowl but only if the hawks make the big game. A hawkstache must be shaved off the day after either a playoff loss or super bowl Sunday.

Dude. Did you see Matt's hawkstache?! It is FREAKIN' RAD!

Hawkstache by Tim in Sedro January 27, 2015

asian popsicle 

When a big white guy has sex standing up with little Asian woman while she straddles him.

Tim lifted Emily up and stuck his stick into her turning her into an Asian Popsicle during the second UFC fight.

asian popsicle by Tim in Sedro November 16, 2013

Work Wife

A symbolic marriage between two co-workers within the same employment facility that carries all the pain and suffering of a real marriage without any of the fringe benefits.

Matt's work wife, Emily, is always yelling at him and expecting him to buy her shiny expensive things.

Work Wife by Tim in Sedro September 3, 2010