Smash Ultimate

Despite its name, it will get no one "smashed", and will make them keep their virginity for a lifetime. Yes, I am talking about you, Ben.

"I'm going to play Smash Ultimate." "Well I'm gonna get laid." "Damn."

by Tim and Tom December 7, 2018

The War Against Furries

If furries want to be animals, we should have the right to hunt them.

Random Furry: "uwu what's this? hewwo thewe" Me: *fucking flamethrowers it* Me: "The war against furries is over"

by Tim and Tom December 7, 2018

Sonic Fanboy

Emyr

Emyr is such a fucking sonic fanboy

by Tim and Tom December 3, 2018

Fucking Chode

When your friend keeps telling you to deal with the annoying people in your life, you should call them a fucking chode.

"Just deal with the Star Wars obsessed kid, dude." "Shut the fuck up you fucking chode"

by Tim and Tom December 12, 2018