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Definitions by Tim and Tom

Fucking Chode 

When your friend keeps telling you to deal with the annoying people in your life, you should call them a fucking chode.
"Just deal with the Star Wars obsessed kid, dude." "Shut the fuck up you fucking chode"
Fucking Chode by Tim and Tom December 12, 2018

Smash Ultimate 

Despite its name, it will get no one "smashed", and will make them keep their virginity for a lifetime. Yes, I am talking about you, Ben.
"I'm going to play Smash Ultimate." "Well I'm gonna get laid." "Damn."
Smash Ultimate by Tim and Tom December 7, 2018

The War Against Furries 

If furries want to be animals, we should have the right to hunt them.
Random Furry: "uwu what's this? hewwo thewe" Me: *fucking flamethrowers it* Me: "The war against furries is over"

Sonic Fanboy 

Emyr is such a fucking sonic fanboy
Sonic Fanboy by Tim and Tom December 3, 2018