Definitions by Tim Allen

Your mom 

An insult that can be used to answer any question.

Bill: "What's as big as a house and is black and blue all over?"

Jim: "Your mom."

Your mom by Tim Allen September 21, 2003

Toaster Mafia 

A mafia that's sol purpose is to take all the toasters in the world and use them to create the HILERBOT 5000

"Oh no! The Toaser Mafia stole our toasters and are eating our children!"

Toaster Mafia by Tim Allen September 12, 2003