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Your mom
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An
insult
that can be used to
answer
any
question
.
Bill: "What's as big as a
house
and is black and blue
all over
?"
Jim: "Your
mom
."
Your mom
by
Tim Allen
September 21, 2003
Toaster Mafia
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A mafia that'
s
sol purpose is to
take
all the toasters in the
world
and use them to create the HILERBOT 5000
"Oh no! The Toaser Mafia stole our
toasters
and are
eating
our
children
!"
Toaster Mafia
by
Tim Allen
September 12, 2003